She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
no you cant smoke seaweed
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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