YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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