Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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