no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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