best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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