just come out here and I will go home with you...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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