your parents love me but you hate me
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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