I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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