I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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