This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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