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My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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