But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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