Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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