We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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