their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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