do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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