wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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