Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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