O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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