She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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