My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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