? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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