butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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