I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
