just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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