Dual....:-)
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Randomize
