what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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