I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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