can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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