He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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