If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
