wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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