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• (510): View more from California

  I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle

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  safety first

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• (727): View more from Florida

  the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk

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• (206): View more from Washington

  i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself

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