you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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