Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.

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(713): View more from Texas

maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..

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(951): View more from California

yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"

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(813): View more from Florida

Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.

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(425): View more from Washington

i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"

(206): View more from Washington

do it. it's every man's dream.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I think I sprained my soul last night

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(515): View more from Iowa

You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.

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Any good?

(515): View more from Iowa

Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point

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(303): View more from Colorado

a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????

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