don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
And then the night went full on bisexual.