belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
