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(949): View more from California

even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that

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(813): View more from Florida

How am I a tease?

(1-813): View more from Florida

Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.

(813): View more from Florida

ONLY PART OF IT.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore

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(616): View more from Michigan

We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.

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(813): View more from Florida

I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.

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(310): View more from California

That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.

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