He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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