Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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