Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
