so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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