bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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