Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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