We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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