Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Green mimosas i think yes
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.