My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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