all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Holy shit dude........stairs
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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