he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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