There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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