We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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