That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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