Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
