I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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