dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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