Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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