his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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