"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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