I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you would pick up someone in the library
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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