so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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When are your genitals available?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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