Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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