I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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