y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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